Welcome yourself to episode 1 of These are the People, "P**." When I first set out to tell the stories of everyday, dumb people, I just thought I was a super-principled journalist doing his job. But you know, in the process of performing some crack journalisming, I learned something: people are just people. And that's what they are: people.
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